Me: "Do you have change for a ten?"
Cyn: "No, I just have two fives."
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
I'll have a vodka tequila, please.
Cyn: "So what do you put in your margaritas? Vodka and..."
Christy: "No, it's tequila."
Cyn: "Vodka and tequila?"
Christy: "No, it's tequila."
Cyn: "Vodka and tequila?"
Friday, August 17, 2012
Sometimes We Finish Each Other's.
Me: "Cyn, why don't you ever finish a sentence?"
Cyn: "I don't know why, but I think it's because."
Cyn: "I don't know why, but I think it's because."
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Friday, July 13, 2012
Friday, July 6, 2012
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Friday, June 22, 2012
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Friday, June 8, 2012
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Splash = Bar That Closed 20 Years Ago
"1991? Gosh, I was 10 years old when that movie came out." - Kim
"I was, like, -2." - me
"I was at Splash." - Cyn
"I was, like, -2." - me
"I was at Splash." - Cyn
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Red Velvet Downward Dog
Christy: "Clinton, what yoga place did you go to?"
Cynthia: "Try that new place called Choices."
Christy: "No, not yogurt!"
Cynthia: "Try that new place called Choices."
Christy: "No, not yogurt!"
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Like cheating in high school
"I want to you to make me a CD, but I can't remember what songs I want on it. I heard some at the event last week, and I had them written on my hand..." - Cyn
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
Friday, March 16, 2012
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Friday, March 2, 2012
"Cynthia, you have a stain on your jacket."
"Well I'm not gonna be under the red carpet or anything." - Cynthia
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Dumpster Diving
"Wait, did you almost just get queso out of the garbage to give to me?!?!" - Kim
"Yes." - Cynthia
"Yes." - Cynthia
Monday, February 20, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Sucking Up To A Client
"I'll bring you lunch and dinner and change your tires." - Cynthia's hypothetical phone call to a client
Friday, January 27, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Cyn Is Like That Grammy Reporter
"I'm having troblems folloping. I mean I'm having mobble talking. Sorry, I just had two strokes." - Cynthia
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Silver Bullitt
Cynthia: "Bullitt County - where's that?"
Kim (her sales partner): "Our (sales) territory."
The Beginning Of One Of Our Most Enduring Inside Jokes
"My sister's gonna kill me. I'm sending her pictures of her old boyfriend and his ugly kids." - Cynthia
National Leader, Actor, Whatever.
Me: "Did you hear that Moammar Gadhafi died, Cynthia? What do you think about that?"
Cythina: "He was a horrible actor anyway."
Try Purple Rain?
"Eddie Murphy? Was he in 'The Color Purple'? No, I mean 'In Living Color'." - Cynthia
MLK Day
Me: "So, why IS the Google logo blacked out today, Cyn?"
Cynthia: "Uhh....Martin Luther King?"
Steve Jobs Invented The Phone
"The internet is eliminating a lot of jobs...and I just find it ironic that his last name was Jobs. You know, like, because he invented the phone." - Cynthia
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