Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Friday, September 14, 2012

Thursday, September 13, 2012

I'll have a vodka tequila, please.

Cyn: "So what do you put in your margaritas? Vodka and..."
Christy: "No, it's tequila."
Cyn: "Vodka and tequila?"

Friday, August 17, 2012

Sometimes We Finish Each Other's.

Me: "Cyn, why don't you ever finish a sentence?"
Cyn: "I don't know why, but I think it's because."

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Friday, July 6, 2012

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Splash = Bar That Closed 20 Years Ago

"1991? Gosh, I was 10 years old when that movie came out." - Kim
"I was, like, -2." - me
"I was at Splash." - Cyn
"Let me take a glander at it." - Cyn

Bock, Bock

"Does any of you guys ever just crave eggs?" - Cyn

Friday, May 18, 2012

Red Velvet Downward Dog

Christy: "Clinton, what yoga place did you go to?"
Cynthia: "Try that new place called Choices."
Christy: "No, not yogurt!"

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Like cheating in high school

"I want to you to make me a CD, but I can't remember what songs I want on it. I heard some at the event last week, and I had them written on my hand..." - Cyn

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Friday, April 20, 2012

Add An A

From a Cynthia email:
"We made a sale to Human..."

Tech Support

"Hello? There's something wrong with my (cell) phone? Oh, it's turned off."

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Zing!

Me: "You don't really pick on me all that much."
Cyn: "Well, I kind of feel sorry for you."

Cyn's Coat

"Here comes old sploogy coat." - Kristina imitating Cynthia's dry cleaner

Friday, March 2, 2012

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Dumpster Diving

"Wait, did you almost just get queso out of the garbage to give to me?!?!" - Kim
"Yes." - Cynthia

Friday, February 3, 2012

Sucking Up To A Client

"I'll bring you lunch and dinner and change your tires." - Cynthia's hypothetical phone call to a client

Friday, January 27, 2012

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Cyn Is Like That Grammy Reporter

"I'm having troblems folloping. I mean I'm having mobble talking. Sorry, I just had two strokes." - Cynthia

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Bang A Bong

Me: "I can bring in a gong."
Cynthia: "But we can't smoke weed at work."

Grits!

"GRITS!!!!" - Cynthia

Silver Bullitt

Cynthia: "Bullitt County - where's that?"
Kim (her sales partner): "Our (sales) territory."

The Beginning Of One Of Our Most Enduring Inside Jokes

"My sister's gonna kill me. I'm sending her pictures of her old boyfriend and his ugly kids." - Cynthia

A Bitch.

"Karma's a hula hoop." - Cynthia

National Leader, Actor, Whatever.

Me: "Did you hear that Moammar Gadhafi died, Cynthia? What do you think about that?"
Cythina: "He was a horrible actor anyway."

Try Purple Rain?

"Eddie Murphy? Was he in 'The Color Purple'? No, I mean 'In Living Color'." - Cynthia

Board Room Meeting

"You have to touch it secretly and slip it through the right way..." - Cynthia

I Have A Bad Feeling About This

"It's Han Solo, not Hands & Solo." - me to Cynthia

His Asian Wife

"Did he BUY her?!?!" - Cynthia

‎Along Came Cynthia

‎"I can't remember if it's 'shart' or 'foop'." - Cynthia

Coma

"I'll text you back when I get out of my coma." - Cynthia

Shy Slutz

"She's so shy...and a little slutty too." - Cynthia

MLK Day

Me: "So, why IS the Google logo blacked out today, Cyn?"
Cynthia: "Uhh....Martin Luther King?"

Steve Jobs Invented The Phone

"The internet is eliminating a lot of jobs...and I just find it ironic that his last name was Jobs. You know, like, because he invented the phone." - Cynthia

Murderized

"What if I show up murdered tomorrow?" - Cynthia