Friday, January 27, 2012

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Cyn Is Like That Grammy Reporter

"I'm having troblems folloping. I mean I'm having mobble talking. Sorry, I just had two strokes." - Cynthia

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Bang A Bong

Me: "I can bring in a gong."
Cynthia: "But we can't smoke weed at work."

Grits!

"GRITS!!!!" - Cynthia

Silver Bullitt

Cynthia: "Bullitt County - where's that?"
Kim (her sales partner): "Our (sales) territory."

The Beginning Of One Of Our Most Enduring Inside Jokes

"My sister's gonna kill me. I'm sending her pictures of her old boyfriend and his ugly kids." - Cynthia

A Bitch.

"Karma's a hula hoop." - Cynthia

National Leader, Actor, Whatever.

Me: "Did you hear that Moammar Gadhafi died, Cynthia? What do you think about that?"
Cythina: "He was a horrible actor anyway."

Try Purple Rain?

"Eddie Murphy? Was he in 'The Color Purple'? No, I mean 'In Living Color'." - Cynthia

Board Room Meeting

"You have to touch it secretly and slip it through the right way..." - Cynthia

I Have A Bad Feeling About This

"It's Han Solo, not Hands & Solo." - me to Cynthia

His Asian Wife

"Did he BUY her?!?!" - Cynthia

‎Along Came Cynthia

‎"I can't remember if it's 'shart' or 'foop'." - Cynthia

Coma

"I'll text you back when I get out of my coma." - Cynthia

Shy Slutz

"She's so shy...and a little slutty too." - Cynthia

MLK Day

Me: "So, why IS the Google logo blacked out today, Cyn?"
Cynthia: "Uhh....Martin Luther King?"

Steve Jobs Invented The Phone

"The internet is eliminating a lot of jobs...and I just find it ironic that his last name was Jobs. You know, like, because he invented the phone." - Cynthia

Murderized

"What if I show up murdered tomorrow?" - Cynthia