Don't park in her spot.

Dumpster Diving

"Wait, did you almost just get queso out of the garbage to give to me?!?!" - Kim
"Yes." - Cynthia

Cynthia Fail Fail

Sucking Up To A Client

"I'll bring you lunch and dinner and change your tires." - Cynthia's hypothetical phone call to a client

Calling In Sick

"i sic 2day" - Cynthia texting in sick to work

Cyn Is Like That Grammy Reporter

"I'm having troblems folloping. I mean I'm having mobble talking. Sorry, I just had two strokes." - Cynthia

Bang A Bong

Me: "I can bring in a gong."
Cynthia: "But we can't smoke weed at work."